4 thoughts on “Dick Cheney Tells National Archives He’s a Robot”

  1. I knew it all those doctors and ambulances hanging around him were just in case he got a screw lose.

  2. I thought you were joking about Cheney driving a Prius. That wouldn’t make sense, would it? I mean, a car with such fuel efficiency would put his friends out of business….

    Then I read the previous article. Spot on! If you drive a hybrid, you’re in league with Cheney!

  3. Where can I buy one of those? We need one to crush a pesky Canada-hating Bill Oreilley robot. After that, maybe we can send them both on a hunting trip and they’ll never come back.

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