Why are people still sending us hate mail telling us Macs are better than PCs? I’m back to beat the dead horse with three MORE reasons why Macs suck.
As Macs have slowly infiltrated my place of residence, clogging the intranet tubes like Steve Job’s pubic hair in the sink, I’ve become pissed beyond belief. I think Macs suck hard and here are more reasons to not buy one and avoid them at all costs.
You still can’t run Windows Millennium XP on Mac hardware, or any other awesome Microsoft products. Apple hasn’t put out a good operating system since Apple DOS 3.3 and that’s a fact. In an age where I can run Windows Millennium XP alongside Windows 95, why can’t I dual boot yet on a Mac? It is because the snobby, pretentious marketing department at Apple realizes Mac OS 9 will never live up to any Microsoft products. It doesn’t even have Notepad! What kind of operating system doesn’t have that? If I didn’t need notepad, I would run a Linux.
Secondly, Macs cause Global Warming. Did you see the documentary with Al Gore? Did you notice that laptop that he is using? Hypocrisy at its best. If Macs didn’t have that stupid Apple light on all of the backs of their laptops, it would result in 20 billion tons less carbon dioxide pollution in as little as 15 minutes.
While you’re sitting on forums bitching about your global warmings and the 9/11 conspiracies, Windows 95 like me are users are lowering their carbon imprint. It’s safe to say, if Al Gore didn’t use a Mac he might have won the election in 2000.
The third reason why Macs suck is the fact that they can’t play music. Not even Yanni. Shut up, you know that dude is bad ass on the dual piano. Last Thursday, everyone at our office decided we would try and install iTunes on our Powerbooks. Big mistake. The Mac starting quacking and wouldn’t stop. We tried to right click but realized that there was no way to do that. So we tried left clicking, but there is no left click either. Only a middle click. And the click doesn’t even work unless you hold down the clubs button. What is with that anyway?! I want to listen to Air Supply, not play Canasta!
In conclusions, I still stand by my original argument that PCs are way better than Macs. Even the pcPhone is way better than the over-hyped, lame ass iPhone. I would much rather run AOL on my Dell Powerbook than ever use a Mac product ever again. While we do appreciate the free gifts to test out Macs, we are just throwing them right in the trash where they belong.
Need more reasons why macs suck? See Three More Reasons Why Macs Suck (Part 3).