Due to unforeseen demand for the product, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men are once again out of stock all across the world. Prices are rising up faster than Tom Delay’s and Bill Frist’s blood pressure combined.
We spoke with Terry Webb about the recent changes in demand and the reasons for it. “Well, the demand has skyrocketed in the last few months! Over 40% of Americans are going crazy for this things… just like the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men! How can you resist!? Some are saying the demand has increased so much because of a photo shoot of naked and shaved Mark Linn-Baker inspecting inflatable arms that were flailing all over the place!” Jerry told us while wackily waving his hands.
While people are going crazy for Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, the actually makers of the wonderful wacky and waving men are working 70+ hours in terrible conditions. We caught up with Sarah Belo from the ACLU. Sarah told us, “It’s awful, the conditions in these Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men sweatshops! It’s a disgrace to human rights that people still support the companies producing these!”
While it is true that the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men are causing other countries pain, poverty and anguish, our politicians have reassured us that everything is ok and there is nothing to fear except terrorism. It looks like we may be invading some developing nation for these Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men sometime in the near future to satisfy the demand.
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