The staff here at Blue Damage is very knowledgeable about the Star Wars series. Therefore, it is a shame to say that the majority of us were very unimpressed with Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith. Hands down, it was terrible and quite possibly the worst movie ever made. XXX, State of the Union was way better than this piece of shit movie. Here are the main reasons why Star Wars 3 Sucks.
First, there were little to no special effects in the movie. A movie like Star Wars should have some great eye candy, if based alone on the other episodes. After all, it was produced by the company Industrial Light and Magic, world renowned for amazing special effects. I guess I was wrong. The only thing that they did animate in this movie was Hayden Christensen (the kid who plays Padme). He did look real though.
Secondly, the plot doesn’t make any sense, here are the gaping anomalies. At the very end of the movie, where did Anakin Skywalker go? He just disappears from the plot, Lucas does nothing to give us the hints of his whereabouts! Who the hell is this Darth Vader fellow and where did he come from? A cameo appearance by Cher? Which genius came up with that? Also, most of us are still at a loss in regards to how and why Yoda turned into Chewbacca. So, Yodabacca can fly and fire lasers out of his eyes too? This is absolutely ridiculous, there are so many questions left unanswered. Everyone has to draw the line at the very beginning of the movie when the Storm Troopers begin to tap dance.
Last but not least, there was not one single lightsaber fight. Most viewers were really looking forward to seeing two sweaty man “joust” valiantly with phallic shaped weaponry. Star Wars fans love that kind of stuff. Nothing, not even a little dual. The only cool fight in the movie was when Obi-Wan Kenobi wrestled about with Estelle Getty for the title of Master Jedi. It was quite obvious who was going to win that anyway, Estelle had the upper hand with the whole “claw” thing.
For these reasons, Star Wars 3 sucks. Hard. Maybe George Lucas should seriously contemplate making any more movies ever again. Now he is starting to talk about making Star Wars 3 1/2 Return of the Sloth? We should boycott his ass.