Recently, on the forums, we have been debating whether or not we would be able to survive a zombie attack. How long do you think you would survive? What would be your weapon of choice? What would you do if you were infected? Here is my reply.
My ideal weapon for slaying / slowing down zombies would be an aluminum baseball bat. That way, when the zombies step, they’ll get a nice smack to the head. I’ll swing the bat so hard, the zombie’s head will explode on contact. The main thing that you would have to watch out for is people that say they aren’t infected, so you trust them, and then they try to bite you a few hours later.
If I was infected, I would commit suicide by jumping off a building for the greater good. I wouldn’t hang around waiting for it with people who weren’t infected. For my hideout / safehaven, I would be all about the military bases and naval yards. I would get there as soon as possible to avoid being shut out or quarantined in another part of the city. I hear zombies are afraid of water. Those pussies.
After the fact, I would also like to add an elephant gun to my arsenal of weapons, with unlimited ammo of course. You might say, “You cant have unlimted ammmo, theres no such thing!!!11” Remember, this is fictitious scenario involving cities being taken over by zombies, so I get my unlimited ammo.